summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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