remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
pop tarts are not kleenex
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
We have started to decorate penises.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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