i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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