Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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