Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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