WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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