just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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