Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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