im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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