you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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