hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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