pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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