1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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