your room smells of hookers.
And success
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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