My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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