That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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