Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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