: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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