What a fucking waste of an outfit
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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