Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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