Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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