Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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