On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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