If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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