i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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