Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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