Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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