This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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