I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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