Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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