Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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