We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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