Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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