Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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