His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Randomize
