Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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