So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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