I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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