I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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