Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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