I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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