come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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