is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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