i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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