Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I think a kid would responsible me up
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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