therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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