32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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