Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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