did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
i think i just lost a toe
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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