if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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