i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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