i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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