East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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