Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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